February 2011
1 post
My love for The Oatmeal is complete.
oatmeal:
They used my TumblBeasts!
Thanks guys!
-The Oatmeal
June 2009
46 posts
Just Right
A chocolate covered strawberry when I was feeling blue just the perfect moment for you to come through A pink rosebud after passionate kisses bestowed on your sweetie is truly loves riches All things poetry what can I say - it’s an everlasting joy love your romantic way You anticipate my needs and take care of me I’ve never been so spoiled to my heart you have the key The absolute best of all the...
Great song! Via: lickystickypickyme: Sade - By...
The United States Dollar Redesigned →
Some of these are really good. I vote for the Superman one!
One of my favorites! Via:lickystickypickyme: Joe...
WatchZach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz. Via: Funny or Die: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis
“Face it girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.”
– Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe by Fannie Flagg
“Well-behaved women seldom make History.”
– Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Via: indierawk: Band of Horses - Detlef Schrempf.
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that is why they...”
– Ok, this quote is cute and all, but the cynic in me wants to point out that most gifts suck ;-)
“When Big colors, he rarely stays inside the lines.”
– “Carrie Bradshaw,” Sex and the City The Movie
“Pro-life, pro-life… these people aren’t pro-life. They’re killing doctors. What...”
– George Carlin (via thelighthouseisanaccident) (via aeropuertos) (via blissed) (via kittykittybangbang) (via bohemea) (via capriquarius) (via thoseareturkeys)
He was a beautiful man
“Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!”
– Ulysses Everett McGill, O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Cat Cam! →
Ever wonder what your cat does after you leave?! Via: cinnabonbon
May 2009
102 posts
The Secret News - by George Carlin
Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the secret news.
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Sshhhh.
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Here’s the secret news:
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All people are afraid.
No one knows what they’re doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
Your money is worthless.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.
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Your house will never be completely clean.
All teachers are incompetent.
There are people who really dislike you.
Nothing is as good as it seems.
Things don’t last.
No one is paying attention.
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The country is dying.
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God doesn’t care.
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Sshhhhhh.....
